I have a lot of wool.
Probably not when you compare it to other serious knitters, but still. It doesn't all fit under my bed anymore. This is sort of a problem.
.... I may also have just bought another complete set of interchangeable needles. Possibly.
I really have no need of ever buying any knitting materials ever again.
Place your bets, place your bets: how long till I go buy more wool on eBay?